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Romney was speaking to the Times about his chevalier Ann’s brush with danger last week, when a plane on which she was a passenger was forced to make an emergency landing after an electrical fire caused the cabin to fill with smoke.

“When you have a fire in an aircraft, there’s no place to go, exactly, there’s no - and you can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem. So it’s very dangerous.”

The scene that immediately preceded this interview:

Advisor: Mitt, you’re tanking in the polls, the more people get to know you. We have to make you a more popular Republican.

Mitt: Marvelous! What shall we do, for Pete’s sake?

Advisor: Go out there, and try to be as stupid as George W. Bush. It worked great for us in 2000 and 2004.

Mitt: That’s the kind of thinking that makes trees exactly the right height! Marvelous!

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    Mitt Romney, aspiring to be our second mentally retarded president.
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    I can’t help hearing Mitt’s lines in the voice of Bertie Wooster. It’s a shame he doesn’t have a Jeeves instead of the...
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    …this cannot be true. Is it actually true??
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    Those moments when you don’t know whether to laugh or cry. Seriously, dude.
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    *facepalm* I do NOT want this man to be our president. For many reasons.
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