laughterkey:

lemon—lyman:

barackobama:

Tumblr’s ideas for fired-up songs so far:

• We Will Rock You - Queen
• Don’t Stop Believing - Journey
• 2 Legit 2 Quit - M.C. Hammer
• 500 Miles - The Proclaimers
• Eye of the Tiger - Survivor 
• All Star - Smash Mouth
• Valio la Pena - Marc Anthony
• That’s Good - Devo (A. writes that the suggestion is inspired by this video: “Literally the most excited anybody has been about anything EVER in the history of America. Look at them go! So much clapping! So much SPANDEX!”)
• “All of Kelly Clarkson’s songs. ALL OF THEM.”

Got more?

I approve of all of this so hard.

Also: Don’t Stop Me Now, because you can’t have too much Freddie Mercury on a playlist like this.

Yes, also Marc Broussard’s cover of “Yes We Can, Can”, because of course.

ALL STAR? FUCKING ALL STAR!? AND M.C. HAMMER?! Are you fucking kidding me right now?

Are you running for re-election in 2012 or 1994? And ALL OF KELLY CLARKSON’S SONGS?! Are you running for President of the United States, or President of 9th Grade?

Look, Barack Obama, I’m happy for you, and I’ma let you finish, but this bullshit is not the way to get fired up.

…well, I mean, unless you’re trying to make me do a stupid rant that is probably only amusing in my head. In that case, it’s perfect. Well played, sir.

(Oh, and while we’re talking, stop fucking murdering people with drone strikes, okay? We’re better than that in this country.)